I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.
What did the kidney say to the other kidney?
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches
|—||Hubert Reeves (via mer-se)|
I brush my teeth every night before bed and wonder how many times I will brush my teeth before they are clean enough to never brush again. I eat lunch and wonder how much more I will have to eat until I’m full enough to never eat again. It’s easy to sleep through routine; I guess that’s why I stay here. I wish I could be done with this life so I could finally sleep properly.
|—||Marianna Paige (via wordsthat-speak)|
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
Our 4 week old kitten’s first time in the grass