You'll Never Know A Motherfucker Quite Like Me
I am worn out, beaten down, and ready for this fucking vacation.
furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

thesoundofyouwalkingaway:

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

D’awwww

thatyellowvolvoguy:

Cute lady with a cute Mini (source)

thatyellowvolvoguy:

Cute lady with a cute Mini (source)

reblogstronomical:


good
Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipinng.
Hubert Reeves  (via mer-se)

tastefullyoffensive:

Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

I woke up this morning for three minutes. I rolled out of bed, put on my slippers, and stared at myself in the bathroom mirror. That was all I could take. I went back to sleep. I didn’t go back to bed. I just went back to sleep. I slept all day. I sleep most days. I’m asleep when I go to school, asleep when I’m telling the barista which form of caffeine I prefer. It never wakes me up, but I spend $3.50 on it anyway. I’m asleep when my professors are talking, asleep when I go to the store to pick up milk. Sometimes I wake up, but it’s terrifying so I go back to sleep right away. I want to wake up. I want to have a reason to wake up.
I brush my teeth every night before bed and wonder how many times I will brush my teeth before they are clean enough to never brush again. I eat lunch and wonder how much more I will have to eat until I’m full enough to never eat again. It’s easy to sleep through routine; I guess that’s why I stay here. I wish I could be done with this life so I could finally sleep properly.
Marianna Paige (via wordsthat-speak)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

Queen - Somebody To Love
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awwww-cute:

Our 4 week old kitten’s first time in the grass

awwww-cute:

Our 4 week old kitten’s first time in the grass