Interviewer: Something you learned from last year you’ll never do again?
Poehler: Nothing! Well, maybe I won’t steal people’s wallets. That caused a bit of a problem last year.
I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep
Every damn time
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you
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This is actually quite good… And I’m only half ashamed of saying it
Whoa, her voice her so smoky and sexy here, her obnoxious Southern drawl is nowhere to be found. She also does a Bob Dylan cover that’s pretty good, and there’s something from a few years ago called “The Backyard Sessions” where she’s singing folk and country songs with acoustic backing. It’s autotuned, but it’s pretty good.
Homegirl can sing when she wants to.