You'll Never Know A Motherfucker Quite Like Me
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Interviewer: Something you learned from last year you’ll never do again?
Poehler: Nothing! Well, maybe I won’t steal people’s wallets. That caused a bit of a problem last year.

Interviewer: Something you learned from last year you’ll never do again?

Poehler: Nothing! Well, maybe I won’t steal people’s wallets. That caused a bit of a problem last year.

2007excalibur2007:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



WHY

2007excalibur2007:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

WHY

awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

avantgoddess:

Every damn time

avantgoddess:

Every damn time

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk.
Unknown (via skeletales)
forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

Miley Cyrus - Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?
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iamnotavegetable:

This is actually quite good… And I’m only half ashamed of saying it

Whoa, her voice her so smoky and sexy here, her obnoxious Southern drawl is nowhere to be found. She also does a Bob Dylan cover that’s pretty good, and there’s something from a few years ago called “The Backyard Sessions” where she’s singing folk and country songs with acoustic backing. It’s autotuned, but it’s pretty good.

Homegirl can sing when she wants to.